Just though you should know...

My boyfriend drunkenly confessed to me last night that as a child he was in Howard Stern's "Private Parts" (ummm, the movie; he was not actually in Stern's anatomy, I sincerely hope). He played Howard's best friend as a child in one scene, and had to say the N word. He felt so bad about it that he donated all of the money he made from the movie to the United Negro College Fund.

So I searched his name on IMDB and found that he was in 2 other movies as well: Tromeo and Juliet, and Steam. Apparently the former is some kind of Shakespearean soft-core porn featuring some kind of man-pig monster, at least according to Wikipedia.

I really do not know what to do with this revelation.