Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Ephemeral February

Although the shortest month of the year, February has been full of surprises, some delightful, others not-so-much.

In the not-so-much category, it is f***ing cold out in NYC. And it tricks you, because some days it's so warm out you're like, "screw Punxutawney Phil, what does he know?" Spring is here early, and I should be able to skip about in this dress that I am obsessed with, (but will never, ever be able to afford) a quasi-wedding gown from Dolce and Gabbana that couldn't be a more quintessentially spring-time dress:



And that you can finally take your spring coat to the dry cleaners, because it's covered in cat hair, so that you can then wear it while frolicking, or whatever spring-like mode of transportation you fancy. Meanwhile, your winter coat can go to the dry cleaners as well, because it is covered in pizza stains (if you're me), without hypothermia being the result. But NO. February insists on keeping us in the dead of winter, despite a few spring teasers. It's just obnoxious.

And so, that rant brings me to the half-full side of the glass (um, the glass that is February?). I went on a really great date the other night with a really great guy, whom I met on eHarmony (please don't mock me- I'm only subscribing for 1 month). I have to backtrack though, with why I went on the site in the first place. As my previous posts show, I have been rather unlucky in love as of late, and though I am young, I am a fundamentally lazy person who is sick and tired of dating men who are: a) emotionally unavailable b) serious game players c) completely and utterly not right for me. And being the sucker for marketing that I am, those eHarmony commercials inspired hope in this cynical gal's heart. So, I filled out the very long questionnaire and hoped for the best. After going through the "Open Communication" process and exchanging several emails, a match and I had our first date the other night. And it was fantastic! So fantastic, in fact, that we are having a second date. Therefore, this was a lovely surprise towards the end of this dreary month.

In addition, I recently got a job as... a telemarketer. Which is a blessing and a curse, as I needed the job and am happy to have it, but am still a telemarketer. I might also become a mime, so that the French can hate me too. That being said, in this economy, I've decided to place this career opportunity into the delightful turn of events column for the month. Besides, the people I work with are quite nice.

For the not-so-great side, it's tax-time for the early birds among us. So thrilled was I to receive a large income tax refund check from the Feds, I forgot all about the wallet-zapping powers of the NYS Department of Taxation and Finance. Oh yes, my refund check plus $20 is on its way into the State coffers (but not until the very last minute: take that!).

To sum up, February has been full of fleeting pleasures: intermittent warm days, NY Fashion Week, a first date, the too-brief joy of a tax refund. But thus far, weighing everything, February has been teaching me "to see what's beautiful, in things that are ephemeral" (which I totally stole from a She and Him song).

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Possibly the best headline ever, for so many reasons....


Obama Woos GOP With Attention, and Cookies

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/05/us/politics/04web-zeleny.html?em

Being the naturally lazy person that I am, I attempt to be all worldly and read the serious news articles in the New York Times but end up reading the catchy-titled ones in the "Most Popular" box. Now, anyone who knows me knows that it is with cookies (and tasty baked goods in general) that my attention is caught. So naturally, I view Obama's attempt at bi-partisan harmony as nothing short of genius.

According to the aforementioned article, Obama has been inviting Congress members to the White House for mini-soirees and a Superbowl party. He has personally served guests freshly-baked cookies. Awesome!

Also, they are oatmeal raisin cookies. Tasty + Fiber= success, in my humble opinion, with even the most difficult people [insert obligatory constipation joke here]. Politicians are no exception.

But seriously, according to the article:
"Since the inauguration, one of the hottest tickets in town has been an invitation to the White House. And Republicans have been scoring them nearly as often as Democrats."
Bonus: This not being America and not the new-old Putin Russia, GOP pols needn't worry about finding strychnine in their ovaltine.

Why does this matter? Because we're in a global recession, we're fighting 2 wars, and millions of people are angry and unemployed. The last thing we need is the same-old partisan politics-as- usual. Although the inauguration was a pretty flashy, black-tie affair, oatmeal raisin cookies and Superbowl parties are hardly the stuff of the luxurious White House gatherings of yore. Regardless of what anyone thinks about the President, it seems as if his "back-to-basics" attempt at comraderie is suited not only to a new kind of politics, but to a world in which extravagance is no longer affordable (or appropriate).